Google Solar System
Hire Larry Wall
Make another $500 billion
Organize army. Declare sovereignty.
Make Microsoft less relevant
Ignore our privacy
Results (492 votes), past polls
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
Results (3 votes),