Google Solar System
Hire Larry Wall
Make another $500 billion
Organize army. Declare sovereignty.
Make Microsoft less relevant
Ignore our privacy
Results (492 votes). Check out past polls.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (508 votes). Check out past polls.