write some obfuscated code
write some cool but completely useless modules like Lingua::Romana::Perligata
inhabit the Chatterbox
write a three page answer to the newest Hash-of-Hashes question
start some flamewars on Slashdot
reload my favorite news page every 5 seconds to make sure I am the first to read the newest article
play a tetris clone
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Fruit and Vegetables
Me, that's why I'm so cool
Logic (separated into Horror and Brilliance)
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