Writing Obfuscated Perl to gain the favor of that special someone
Uploading B::Mine to CPAN
Contemplating the perfect birthday (present|/msg) for ailie
Contributing to the internet fortune of *flower*.com
Denying the existence/relevance of V-Day
Researching the St. Valentines Massacre
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Frying pan on the stove
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