I have two left feet
I've just the one foot left
Sorry, can't; left my feet in my other shoes
I sweep her off his feet
I'm lucky to make it 3 feet w/o injury
Keeping up with me is no mean feat
Even being at a dance I consider defeat
I fear it makes me look effete
Something else is afoot
Results (255 votes), past polls
By rote learning.
Via Genetic memory.
It's provided by my firmware.
I just remember them.
Thirty days hath September
My computer gets it right, usually.
I just ask someone else.
Someone punches me on the first of the month.
Results (230 votes),