very small children
a Perl novice
someone comfortable with Perl
an experienced Perl programmer
an expert Perl programmer
a Perl guru
not even by me 6 months later
not even by me the next day
not even by me while I write it
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (502 votes). Check out past polls.