I want to learn about Perl
I like to teach people about Perl
I found a case of the most excellent red in the cellar, and I ain't leaving till it's empty (hic!)
I'm a member of the Illuminati, and I know where you live!
It's a great pick-up joint
I haven't got my pony yet!
I dropped my car keys somewhere and I can't find them
I'm addicted to the ChatterBox
I've become an XP whore
I'm waiting for paco's next question
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My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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