I want to learn about Perl
I like to teach people about Perl
I found a case of the most excellent red in the cellar, and I ain't leaving till it's empty (hic!)
I'm a member of the Illuminati, and I know where you live!
It's a great pick-up joint
I haven't got my pony yet!
I dropped my car keys somewhere and I can't find them
I'm addicted to the ChatterBox
I've become an XP whore
I'm waiting for paco's next question
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (574 votes). Check out past polls.