I want to learn about Perl
I like to teach people about Perl
I found a case of the most excellent red in the cellar, and I ain't leaving till it's empty (hic!)
I'm a member of the Illuminati, and I know where you live!
It's a great pick-up joint
I haven't got my pony yet!
I dropped my car keys somewhere and I can't find them
I'm addicted to the ChatterBox
I've become an XP whore
I'm waiting for paco's next question
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Read a book on Perl
Written a book on Perl
Contributed to the Perl source code
Debugged someone else's script
Played Perl Golf
Used regular expressions to save the day
Used Perl for a certain amount of time (please specify)
Invested a certain amount of man-hours in learning Perl (please estimate)
Visited at least x Perl related events
(Co)maintain at least x active (up-river) CPAN modules
Forgotten you were not Larry Wall
One can never truly know Perl
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