be a libjustdoit wrapper
read my mind and do all the programming for me
be God's rewrite of Perl
be the intergalactic community's rewrite of Perl
run on isolinear chips
probably be out before Perl 6
be a port of Perl 5.496 to run on the new Personal Quantum Computer
be/do something else
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By rote learning.
Via Genetic memory.
It's provided by my firmware.
I just remember them.
Thirty days hath September
My computer gets it right, usually.
I just ask someone else.
Someone punches me on the first of the month.
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