be a libjustdoit wrapper
read my mind and do all the programming for me
be God's rewrite of Perl
be the intergalactic community's rewrite of Perl
run on isolinear chips
probably be out before Perl 6
be a port of Perl 5.496 to run on the new Personal Quantum Computer
be/do something else
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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