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jerrygarciuh
<Hey What you lookin at Willis?>
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<i>My name is Inigo Montoya...</i><BR><BR>
New Orleans is once again home to a<br>[http://neworleans.pm.org | Perl Mongers Chapter]!!<br>I am adding this link while sitting in the meeting at [http://www.fairgrinds.com | Fairgrinds CoffeeHouse].<br>
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<p><b>Monks I have met in person:</b><li>[garliqua]</li><li>[providencia]</li></p>
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<p><b>Personal Details:</b></p>
<ul>
<li>I fell in love with computers when my 3rd grade friend got a tape drive
for his Commodore64.</li>
<li>I wrote my first script, an image editor, in 1985 in Basic on an Apple IIe,
with a color monitor even!</li>
<li>I couldn't hack Calculus so I got degrees in Psychology and Anthropology
at William and Mary.</li>
<li>I am ecstatically in love/ driven quite insane these 19.5 years with/ by Rachel
McCaleb Watts, my wife.</li>
<li>I sculpt, sometimes in bronze, and make ceramics and stained glass.</li>
<li>I have a Masters in Special Education from the U. of New Orleans.</li>
<li>I built my current desktop, an AMD K6.</li>
<li>I stay home with [http://ezekiel.gq.nu|Ezekiel] and LOVE it.</li>
<li>I returned to scripting via Flash (stop groaning).</li>
<li>I make [http://www.nolaflash.com|Flash and sites] for a living now.</li>
<li>One of my anims went to Comdex in 2001 representing Mindrigger Tech's steganography
app. </li>
<li>I am a dilettante coder, I am doing this for fun.</li>
</ul>
<p><b>Likes:</b></p>
<ul>
<li>Zeke and Rachel.</li>
<li>Perl. </li>
<li>Jerry Garcia and The Dead, Townes Van Zandt, Warren Zevon.</li>
<li>New Orleans (Food, JazzFest, and Mardi Gras in that order).</li>
<li>Vonnegut, Robbins, and Shakespeare (also in that order).</li>
<li>Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, The Princess Bride.</li>
<li>Freaks like me.</li>
<li>Eros</li>
</ul>
<p><b>Dislikes:</b></p>
<ul>
<li>My learning curve.</li>
<li>New Orleans (cursing, littering, and spitting in public, in that order).</li>
</ul>
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