perlmeditation dws The first half of a joke popped into my head the other night, but the muses have so far withheld the punchline. I'm sure there's a good one somewhere, and it's driving me nuts. <blockquote> A regexp and a hash slice are sitting at a bar. The hash slice turns to the regexp and says "got a match?" The regexp replies "___________________________." {much laughter follows} </blockquote> Kudos, and maybe a few votes, to whoever comes up with the best punchline. You can even tweak the setup if that helps.