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<h1>Before you say anything,
<br>ask yourself whether it matters enough.</h1>
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Chances are, it doesn't.
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<b>Some things:</b>
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<li>I have chronically chapped lips.</li>
<li>I hate it when people misspell things or bungle up grammar.</li>
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<b>Stuff:</b>
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<li>Nuoc mam (Vietnamese fish sauce) is horrible, horrible stuff. Or an acquired taste. Or unbelievably strong. Or has a smell volatile enough to induce vomiting. Or all of the above.</li>
<li>Cream soda and barbecue sauce is pretty bad, too.</li>
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<b>Eat your placenta!</b>
<br><font size="1">Or paint it, or plant it, if you are so inclined.<font size="2">
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<li><a href="http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html">What can I do with this placenta?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm">Placenta recipes!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue5/placenta.htm">I'm told it tastes like chicken</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bestfed.com/childbirth/archives/cordcare.html#2">Placentophagy and miscellaneous fun things to do with your placenta</a></li>
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<font size="1">I do not endorse any of the above fun-filled afterbirth ideas and techniques, so don't come running to me if your placenta pizza was overdone.
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<b><strike>Visit (rarely updated):</b> <a href="http://sdf.lonestar.org/~cow">http://sdf.lonestar.org/~cow</a></strike> <font size="1">NO LONGER EXISTS</font>
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