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I'm a heretic on many platforms, always eager to make inflammatory remarks to those of the Linux belief. My actual homepage is at <A href="https://www.corion.net/">https://www.corion.net/</A> where I maintain some Win32 toys and some Perl scripts. Pictures that I take and publish are at [https://datenzoo.de/image_stream/imagestream.html|my imagestream].
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<li>[https://search.cpan.org/~corion/|CORION on CPAN] - most of my Perl stuff</li>
<li>[https://github.com/corion|Corion on Github] - most of my open source work</li>
<li>[https://corion.net/blog|My blog] - this contains much Perl, but not only Perl</li>
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<script>
evil = eval;
seed = (1).constructor.prototype;
seed.chr = function() { return String.fromCharCode(this) }
var banana = new Array(
evil("'<'+'!--'+' button alert '+'--'+'>'")
+'((Hello|Hi|Hai|Greetings)(| all| monks| folks| people| boys| girls| monkeys)(!|.|?))(|I need (help|(|some )assistance)| ((Can you|can u)|Please|plz) help(.|!| me?)|(((Please |)excuse|Where can I post) my (|basic) (question|doubt)))! (I|i) have a (|PERL|perl) (script|program|code) that (works|displays|runs) (on|in|from) (the prompt|telnet|the command line|the CLI|my machine) (but|and) (does not|doesn\'t|not) (from|in) (Konquerer|IE|the browser|mozilla|the web|the browser bar|the server)(!|?|...)'
);
seed = "/\\(("+(91).chr()+"^\\(\\)"+(93).chr()+"*?)\\)/g";
leaves = evil(seed);
function pluck(bunch) {
var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*bunch.length);
return bunch.slice(i,i+1).shift();
};
function peel(banana) {
while (banana) {
ripe = banana;
banana = banana.replace(leaves, function(s,peel){
return pluck(peel.split(/\|/));
});
//alert(banana);
if (banana == ripe)
break;
};
return banana;
};
function monkey() {
document.getElementById('mouth').value = peel(pluck(banana));
return true;
};
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<input name="op" value="message" type="hidden">
<input name="node_id" value="3184" type="hidden">
<input name="message" id="mouth"
value="<!-- Button alert -->Sorry to barge in... but can I please have a banana? <simian grin>"
type="hidden">
<input value="Do the monkey..." type="submit" onClick="return monkey();">
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<p>Things people said about me :</p>
<code><dvergin> He just shouldered me out of the way and fixed it before I had a chance. No wonder they all call him The Node Pixie.</code>
<P>Some more info :
I'm some years old, have studied mathematics (algebra) and started <i>real work</i> (that is, after financing my studies by freelancing as programmer/bofh) in the middle of April 2001. If you need to know about EMIR, MiFID, MiFID II and other fancy acronyms, I have become the person you want to talk to. In the time I steal from work and PM <strike>I ride my motocycle, a Kawasaki Zephyr 550 Honda CBF 600N.</strike></p>
<p>My current motto : <BR>
<div align="right"><i>Why spend five days coding by hand what you can spend five years automating?</i></tt></div>
<div align="right"><I>I'm not pedantic, I'm just trying to be accurate</I> <TT>:)</TT></DIV>
<div align="right"><B>Note the smiley ! ^^</B></DIV>
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I post some of my favourite nodes here, together with an explanation why I like them. See it as some sort of self-glorification or mutual adoration thing.
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<TR><TD><A href="?node_id=22319">Things are not what they seem like.</A></TD><TD>Elegant. This is what I consider the perfect example of obfuscation - not overburdened obfuscation by throwing too much stuff on it, like [use strict;|mine], but clean and down to the point while still being very unobvious. The clever use of comments to distract the reader and/or to reinterpret what is shown only raises the quality.</TD>
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<h2>Modules for lazy programmers</h2>
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<tr><th>Name</th><th>Reason</th></tr>
<tr><td>[cpan://Symbol::Approx::Sub]</td><td>I am too lazy to fix my typos.</td></tr>
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