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The Nymph's Reply to the Shepherd
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by frost_knight
on Nov 06, 2012 at 12:10

    The college I work for recently published a small poetry journal with the theme of romantic love. Submissions had to translate an exisiting poem from English into another language, or vice versa. I submitted this and it was enthusiastically accepted.

    Some lines are a hair over 80 columns. Fitting onto a single page was the highest priority for the publication, so I used less whitespace and more columns than I normally would for production code. The code will run if executed.


    #!/usr/bin/env perl # filename: # description: the nymph's reply to the shepherd # created: before 1599, sir walter raleigh (wraleigh) # modified: 02.14.2012, william fielder (wfielder) # bug tracker: (cmarlowe) successful exit conditions will never be met # bug closed: (wraliegh) nofix, working as designed # === pragmas and globals === # use File::Copy; $world_and_love = 1000; # vast untold +eons $shepherds_tongue = 0; # what a guy $rocks = 300; # warm, degree +s kelvin $philomel = 100; # iq, smart bi +rd $youth = 0; # wasted on th +e young $rivers = "with more than flinty rage"; # apologies to + thom $folly = "the riper should by time decease"; # apologies to + will $season = "rotten apple from the hoard"; # apologies to + geoff @items = qw(gowns, shoes, roses, cap, kirtle, posies); @accessories = qw(belt of straw, ivy buds, coral clasps, amber studs); @joys = qw(date, age, need); # === subroutines === # sub TickTock { $time = localtime(); if (-e "/field/flocks" ) { move("/field/flocks", "/field/fold") || die("cannnot move, $!\n +"); } print("\n$time\n\n"); } # === main === # if (($world_and_love <= 8) && ($shepherds_tongue)) { move("/me/pretty_pleasures", "/thee/thy_love") || die("cannot move, + $!\n"); exit 0; } TickTock(); while (($rivers =~ m/rage/) && ($rocks >= 200)) { $rocks -= 128; $philomel -= 32; push(@the_rest, qw(cares)) || warn("cares: complain\n\n"); } undef($flowers); $wanton_fields = "wayward winter reckoning"; @sorrows_fall = @fancys_spring = ("honey tongue", "heart of gall"); if (($folly =~ m/ripe/) && ($season =~ m/rotten/)) { foreach $item (@items) { undef($item); } } unless (@accessories) { move("/me/to_come", "/thee/thy_love") || die("cannot move, $!\n"); exit 0; } if (($youth) && (-e "/thee/thy_love")) { unless(@joys) { move("/me/delights", "/thee/thy_love") || die("cannot move, $!\ +n"); exit 0; } } exit 1; # eof
Ending it all
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by space_monk
on Nov 06, 2012 at 10:59
    I think this one is better than my previous attempt, but they complement each other and form a pair....
    Winter evening
    The monitors stop shining
    It's time for a beer!
Neverending war
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by space_monk
on Nov 06, 2012 at 01:49
    Prompted by a dislike of getting up this morning...
    Six thirty; Code waits
    New day fighting new battle
    Core dumps shrapnel
floating down the information stream
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by zentara
on Nov 05, 2012 at 07:25
Coming home
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by bibliophile
on Oct 26, 2012 at 09:56
    A brief hiatus
    into the world of Javascript.
    It's good to be back.

wait for @commands
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by Sixtease
on Oct 05, 2012 at 08:30

    Not really a poem, it just struck me how nice the second line of this code sounds:

    for (@commands) { if (fork==0) { exec $_ } }; wait for @commands;
    use strict; use warnings; print "Just Another Perl Hacker\n";
that new Math module haiku
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by zentara
on Sep 13, 2012 at 14:02
    I came upon a great realization today, that one of the best math equations ever, is also a haiku. Whoa momma, I think I might be nearing enlightenment! :-)

    the integral of
    e to the x equals f
    of u to the n

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth.
    Old Perl Programmer Haiku ................... flash japh
Reflections from the Hermitage
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by Athanasius
on Sep 08, 2012 at 04:59

    5 Perlimericks

    A team of aspiring Perlistas
    Would type till their fingers got blisters.
         But without their espresso,
         The code was a mess, so
    They had to take turns as baristas.
    A Perl coder sheepdog named Shep,
    As a herder acquired a rep —
         An array he did keep
         Full of cows, goats, and sheep,
    Then he gathered the sheep using grep.
    Said the Scribe, as his postings increased,
    “An obsession? No, not in the least!
         With my time I’m restrictive.
         I know it’s addictive.”
    At the last report, he was a Priest...
    An old coder’s wit (not a flash of it!)
    Rejected my Perl (the whole stash of it).
         He’d been coding all day
         An associative array,
    So I said, “Well, you’ve sure made a hash of it!”
    Said the boss, “Java’s pure and sublime;
    To use anything else is a crime.”
         But a rebel named Earl
         Said “I much prefer Perl” —
    And his project was finished on time.

    © 2012

    Athanasius <°(((><contra mundum

Question 2
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by Anonymous Monk
on Aug 30, 2012 at 07:28
    sub o{ print@_; scalar <>; } o "How to increase 2 output?\n"; o "More fiber you say?\n"; o "Really?\n"; __END__ How to increase 2 output? eat about 2.5 tablespoons of chia seeds daily More fiber you say? yes, more fiber, but whith chia you also get omega-3 Really? yes, really
3 rhyming haikus (profanity included)
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by nemesdani
on Aug 27, 2012 at 06:33
    I went to the Monks
    Cause I heard that they always
    Think outside the box

    I got an answer
    Written, not oral, it is
    The story's moral:

    I was too casual
    Because I didn't read the
    Fucking manual

    I'm too lazy to be proud of being impatient.

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