chdir "/usr/local/bar" or die "You must go home: $!\n";

while ($time_to_go > time()) {
    seek $friends, $laughter, $relaxation;

    if ((rand($order)) == $shots) {
        $alcohol =~ s/beer/whiskey/;
    }

    grep $alcohol, @bartender;
    $again = pop @_top;
    chomp $peanuts;

    if (my (@wife) = caller) {
        $excuse = tell I_AM_NOT_HERE;
    }
}
close BAR;
return $home;
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