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by K_M_McMahon (Hermit)
on Dec 05, 2003 at 01:04 UTC ( #312400=user: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


Dumbest lines I've heard supposedly Technical people say.


1) What is CSV? (after a discussion where we were talking about storing data in a text based format and I repeatedly mentioned CSV files.)

2) When I issue the command "PUT <FILENAME>" it tells me the file doesn't exist! (After one of my employees ftp'd into one machine to GET a file and bring it to his local machine. I honestly thought he just meant to say GET; no, he was really issuing the PUT command to attempt a file retrieval.)


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