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MeowChow

by MeowChow (Vicar)
on Jun 09, 2000 at 05:04 UTC ( #17251=user: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


Signal Handling Revisited:
$SIG{__DIE__} = sub { print "We get signal!"; };

Locale-adjusted chatterbox greeting protocol:

print 'Good ', qw(night morning afternoon evening)[(localtime)[2]/6];

Overheard in the CB shortly after a conversation between crazyinsomniac and myself, regarding the finer points of various digestive waste-products:

<malaga> msg/crazyinsomniac when i chomp it, it hangs - i'm doing it wrong i'm sure - i'll go try it again
Tyke hopes that malaga's comment to crazyinsomniac has nothing to do with the excrement conversation

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