I'm not really here any more. Find me at Perl Hacks or hire me through Magnum Solutions.
So long... and thanks for all the fish.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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