User since: Feb 24, 2005 at 21:12 UTC Last here: Dec 07, 2011 at 19:49 UTC (1 year ago) Experience: 2661 Level: Deacon (12) Writeups: 67 Location: Ottawa, Canada Current Sanity Level: Yellow (Mellow) User's localtime: May 19, 2013 at 13:50 GMT+5 Scratchpad: View

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1. Download my user image
2. Run perl with the -x switch : perl -x perlmonks.gif
3. Enjoy :)

#!/usr/bin/perl -w   
# With apologies to all the giants upon whoms backs I ride
use strict;

                                            $_='my
                                        $s=12;my$came
            l=((q(                  #)."\040"x($s-1))x
        8)."\n",my$               myeyeshurt;eval("seek
   \040DATA  ,0,0;")             ;foreach(1..3){<DATA>}m
 y@mes=<DATA>;my$me;f           oreach$me(@mes){$me=spri
 ntf("%-72s",$me),$me=        ~s;\S;1;g,$me=~s;\s;0;g;}wh
  ile(1){print$camel;f      oreach$me(@mes){my@dimensional
        =split(//,$me    );my$ch=0;my$staticbits=0;my@stareh
       ard;my@japh=(   q(0),q(1),"\040");for(1..$s){push@star
      ehard,@japh[ra  nd(@japh)]}for(@starehard){$myeyeshurt=
     $myeyeshurt.$_}foreach$staticbits(@dimensional){if($stati
     cbits<$ch){unshift@starehard,@japh[rand(@japh-1)]}elsif($st
     aticbits>$ch){shift(@starehard)}$myeyeshurt=$myeyeshurt.$sta
      rehard[0],$ch=$staticbits,$_=shift(@starehard),push(@stareha
      rd,$_)}$myeyeshurt=$myeyeshurt."\n",@starehard=q()}system((($
      ^O)eq(qq(\x4D\x53\x57\x69\x6E\x33\x32)))?qq(\x63\x6c\x73):qq(\
       x63\x6c\x65\x61\x72));print$camel;print$myeyeshurt;$myeyeshurt
        =q(),select$,,$,,$,,0.001}';s/\s*//g;eval;q'1';__DATA__ 47`/;
         $_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval;   eval
           ("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;(   );;s
             ;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__   push
               @_   ,'ee'..'tt',push@_,'a'..'v',push @_,'J'..  'P',
                    push@_,'_'  (;formy$s(@_){*{;no   strict'  ref
                    s';\*$s}=s   ub{$s=~s,v,,,prin     $s}}END {p
                     rintchr(                           ),v(&s
                     t)),o(&n                            er)),
                     c(&a),e                             140\24
                     1\041\1                              \141\
                     115\14                               1\157
                      \146\                               112\1
                      45\15                               \240
                      \046\                               3\13
                      1\35                                4\16
                      0\26                                \064
                     \042                                3\076
                    \140\                                9\040\
                    177\1                               40\150\
                  125\132                              \105\051
                \133\143                                \000\1
              00\100\050  
 
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