I currently maintain DBD::ODBC, DBIx::Log4perl and DBIx::LogAny and contribute to DBI and DBD::Oracle.
Nodes I want to note:
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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