in reply to capture STDOUT when some jerk opened STDOUT to /dev/tty
Did you try Unix pseudo-terminals, i.e. CPAN IO::Pty?
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (473 votes). Check out past polls.