Didn't read your rant, anyway, Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years
, What is the best way to master perl
, Whats the average time taken to learn Perl?
Common Perl Pitfalls / perltrap
Tutorials: Basic debugging checklist , brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem
perlintro, http://learn.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/, http://perl-tutorial.org/, Tutorials: Basic debugging checklist , brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem, Modern Perl book, a loose description of how experienced and effective Perl 5 programmers work....You can learn this too.
The Perl Monks Guide to the Monastery