So you're saying....
I want a pony.
As an alternative, I could accept a large dog, but in that case it would have to subsist on hay and oats and will have to live in the pasture I've already leased.
Translated: Is there some really, really good reason why you want to fly in the face of standard practices... especially in a way that's almost guaranteed to bring you grief sometime in the (near?) future?
PS: Clearly, I second AnonyMonk's final suggestion: pick better (for some value like 'Not in common use') module names.
If you didn't program your executable by toggling in binary, it wasn't really programming!