in reply to localtime/strftime not behaving as expected
For a job like this, you probably want to use Devel-NYTProf, Devel::DProf or Devel::Profile (the first tends to be preferred these days).
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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