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Re: Please Help With Perl

by ww (Bishop)
on May 21, 2013 at 10:38 UTC ( #1034502=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Please Help With Perl

I don't happen to know what an "NVQ" is -- nor care -- but I'll take $ to donuts that it's related to production of income.

So here's today's deal-of-all-deals: send \me (upfront) USD 100K, a small fraction of your likely lifetime income and 10% of each subsequent year's gross (with your firstborn as security)

... and I'll do this piece of

your

work for you.
On the other hand, if this is other than an extremely amateur-ish phishing expedition, perhaps you'll take the trouble to actually post the msterial, and a problem statement more precise than the tenditious statement that the "practice exam questions have been written wrong", I may be inclined to discount my fees.

In common with some other Monks, I'm extremely averse to visting unknown sites to acquire unknown malware.

UPDATE: Based on my British cousin's corrective explanations (but you should know you're addressing many nationalities, and, in fact, many native languages when you post here), I apologise for the sarcastic tone of my corrective note above (shakes head in chagrin: which took so long to draft without rechcking replies before posting that I replied-in-fact after the preceding nodes -- which cast much needed light -- were posted.

Sorry.

However, also in keeping with a note from marto, I really should have included this earlier:

As to the dollars and donuts, I would argue (despite the downvoting which was majority when this was written) that in this case I should probably get both.   :-)


If you didn't program your executable by toggling in binary, it wasn't really programming!


Comment on Re: Please Help With Perl
Re^2: Please Help With Perl
by marto (Chancellor) on May 21, 2013 at 10:50 UTC

    'I don't happen to know what an "NVQ" is -- nor care -- but I'll take $ to donuts that it's related to production of income.'

    'On the other hand, if this is other than an extremely amateur-ish phishing expedition, perhaps you'll take the trouble to actually post the msterial, and a problem statement more precise than the tenditious statement that the "practice exam questions have been written wrong", I may be inclined to discount my fees.'

    This is quite the overreaction. A National_Vocational_Qualification is about work based training (undertaken while employed in some capacity) and assessment of said training, generally by people who have completed high school but have no further formal education. It doesn't necessarily relate to getting more money. People should always be free to ask questions of this nature without ridicule. They are relatively young, a new member and first time poster. Hopefully this won't give them too much of a bad impression.

    Update: s/over reaction/overreaction/

Re^2: Please Help With Perl
by space_monk (Chaplain) on May 21, 2013 at 11:21 UTC

    An NVQ is a recognised "in-work" qualification in the UK. As a rough guide, they are qualifications earned whilst you are an apprentice in a job.

    I think you were a little quick on the trigger there, pardner! :-)

    P.S. Do we get the dollars or the donuts? :-)

    If you spot any bugs in my solutions, it's because I've deliberately left them in as an exercise for the reader! :-)
Re^2: Please Help With Perl
by tobyink (Abbot) on May 21, 2013 at 15:40 UTC

    Dollars to doughnuts, this volume of the encyclopaedia covers a very small portion of the alphabet.

    package Cow { use Moo; has name => (is => 'lazy', default => sub { 'Mooington' }) } say Cow->new->name

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