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Relief at last...

by JockoHelios (Scribe)
on May 25, 2013 at 22:28 UTC ( #1035276=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

There I sat, my output muddled.
My Perl was lame, and I, befuddled.

My custom sort was sorting not
as it should have, the little snot.

A newline curse, my csv.
That last blank line was taunting me

with warnings, copious and crass.
Uninitialized, MY A$$ !!!

Then Context reared its ugly head
to keep me from my nice warm bed.

Those Operators laughed, connived,
while in my skull the neurons writhed.

A last resort, ere I did slip
into derangement's frightful grip,

I logged in here, and "HELP", did say.
The Monks rode in to save the day !

Dyslexics Untie !!!

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