we appear to have an unrecognised genius in our midst!
The contributions this fellow makes would surely elevate him to the highest levels of the Perl priest(monk?)hood yet he wanders round the monastery, as he has done for years, in the guise of a humble Initiate.
It is often said that those who are best suited for the job are those who don't try to get it, so I propose that we immediately elevate our humble Anonymous Monk to the level of Pope!
If you spot any bugs in my solutions, it's because I've deliberately left them in as an exercise for the reader! :-)