Lightly toasted JAPH

[rjt]

This JAPH will hopefully give you brief pause, in a meditative sort of way. Stop and smell the roses. --<--<@

If you like cracking ciphers, take a look at the spoiler tag below first, before you take a hard look at the JAPH code.

sub _{q{%-2L9^!F.Q&4B5B+/7C*3C6 1B' (C,08 # $) "}}sub O{chr$.}$.
=($|||=!$!^$.)^33,;print@@if map{$%=-33+ord substr&_,$_;$->$%?$.
++:$%<1<<2<<3?$@[$%]=O:($.+=$%-31)}0..length _

Cipher:

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