Well that's certainly a nifty approach, encapsulating the entire menu's functionality rather than just the unique options. Thanks for the example!
I should've guessed there would already be something on CPAN, ha. Most of those modules seem to be good for validating input, but not so much for consolidating all of the options execution (which is in addition retrieving basic string input) at a single point of code.
Since we both ended up implementing variations on them - it seems like dispatch tables are the way to go! =)
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.