You have 10 votes left today.
You gained 1 experience point.
You have 983 points until level 14 - Priest.
You've been here 3 excruciating years.
Now blow out your candles before the wax gets on the frosting.
Where is my cake?
I’ve more than once receieved messages along the lines of:
You gained X experience points, and a new car!
So, never mind your cake! Where’s my car?
I Go Back to Sleep, Now.
Have some lisperth thnuck into the monathtery?
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By rote learning.
Via Genetic memory.
It's provided by my firmware.
I just remember them.
Thirty days hath September
My computer gets it right, usually.
I just ask someone else.
Someone punches me on the first of the month.
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