You have 10 votes left today.
You gained 1 experience point.
You have 983 points until level 14 - Priest.
You've been here 3 excruciating years.
Now blow out your candles before the wax gets on the frosting.
I Go Back to Sleep, Now.
Where is my cake?
I’ve more than once receieved messages along the lines of:
You gained X experience points, and a new car!
So, never mind your cake! Where’s my car?
Have some lisperth thnuck into the monathtery?
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