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I want my cake

by bulk88 (Priest)
on Aug 26, 2013 at 03:13 UTC ( #1050892=monkdiscuss: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

You have 10 votes left today. You gained 1 experience point. You have 983 points until level 14 - Priest. Happy Monkday!!1! You've been here 3 excruciating years. Now blow out your candles before the wax gets on the frosting.
Is this really my anniversary? Where is my cake?

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Re: I want my cake
by Old_Gray_Bear (Bishop) on Aug 26, 2013 at 04:49 UTC
    The cake is a lie.

    I Go Back to Sleep, Now.


Re: I want my cake
by Athanasius (Chancellor) on Aug 26, 2013 at 03:20 UTC

    Congratulations, bulk88!

    Where is my cake?

    I’ve more than once receieved messages along the lines of:

    You gained X experience points, and a new car!

    So, never mind your cake! Where’s my car?


    Athanasius <°(((><contra mundum Iustus alius egestas vitae, eros Piratica,

      I want a cdr to go along with the car.

      I Go Back to Sleep, Now.


        Have some lisperth thnuck into the monathtery?

        Information about American English usage here and here. Floating point issues? Please read this before posting. — emc

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