in reply to CPAN module giveaway
You could start here and read this. Then make HANDOFF comaint of your modules. See here for who did so already.
Neil Bowers wrote some nice posts on the subject, specifically this post might help.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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