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[Anonymous Monk]

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
use Email::Send;
use Email::Send::Gmail;
use Email::Simple::Creator;

my $to = $ARGV[0];
my $from = $ARGV[1];
my $pass = $ARGV[2];

my $prog = (split /\//, $0)[-1];

die "\n\tusage: $prog to from pass\n" 
    if(!$to || !$from || !$pass);

for(my $i=99; $i>0; $i--){
    my $y = $i - 1;
    my $bottles = 'bottle';
    $bottles .= 's' if(!($i == 1));
    my $line = "$i $bottles of beer on the wall, "
            .  "$i $bottles of beer, take one down "
            .  "pass it around, $y bottles of beer "
            . " on the wall.\n";
    my $email = Email::Simple->create(
        header => [
            From => $from,
            To => $to,
            Subject => '',
        ], body => $line,
    );
    my $sender = Email::Send->new(
        { 
            mailer => 'Gmail',
            mailer_args => [
                username => $from,
                password => $pass,
            ]
        }
    );
    print $line, "\n";
    eval { $sender->send($email) };
    die "Error sending email: $@" if $@;    
}

[eyepopslikeamosquito]

From Drunk on golf: 99 Bottles of Beer:

The article capitalizes on the tendency of popular songs to evolve from long and content-rich ballads to highly repetitive texts with little or no meaningful content. Knuth writes that "our ancient ancestors invented the concept of refrain" to reduce the space complexity of songs, which becomes crucial when a large number of songs is to be committed to one's memory ... more ingenious approaches yield songs of complexity O(logN), a class known as "m bottles of beer on the wall".

-- The Complexity of Songs by Donald Knuth (1977)

While the affection for this song among computer programmers may have begun in 1977, with the publication of Knuth's seminal paper, it didn't become wildly popular until 1994, when some nitwit posted the entire lyrics of the song to a humour mailing list, provoking a BASIC version to be written:

10 REM BASIC Version of 99 Bottles of beer
20 FOR X=100 TO 1 STEP -1
30 PRINT X;"Bottle(s) of beer on the wall,";X;"bottle(s) of beer"
40 PRINT "Take one down and pass it around,"
50 PRINT X-1;"bottle(s) of beer on the wall"
60 NEXT

to "save mailing list bandwidth". It snowballed from there until today we can now choose from more than 1400 programming language variations.

Over the years, many different Perl solutions have been proposed. On December 25 1998, for instance, Damian Conway composed a version using his Lingua::EN::Inflect module:

use Lingua::EN::Inflect 'inflect';
$n=shift||99;
print inflect<<BURP while $n;
NO(bottle of beer,$n) on the wall, NO(bottle of beer,$n)!
Take one down, pass it around,
NO(bottle of beer,@{[--$n]}) on the wall.
BURP

Here's a version using Acme-EyeDrops:

    ''=~(        '(?{'        .('`'        |'%')        .('['        ^
+'-')
    .('`'        |'!')        .('`'        |',')        .'"'.        '
+\\$'
    .'=='        .('['        ^'+')        .('`'        |'/')        .
+('['
    ^'+')        .'||'        .(';'        &'=')        .(';'        &
+'=')
    .';-'        .'-'.        '\\$'        .'=;'        .('['        ^
+'(')
    .('['        ^'.')        .('`'        |'"')        .('!'        ^
+'+')
   .'_\\{'      .'(\\$'      .';=('.      '\\$=|'      ."\|".(      '`
+'^'.'
  ).(('`')|    '/').').'    .'\\"'.+(    '{'^'[').    ('`'|'"')    .('
+`'|'/'
 ).('['^'/')  .('['^'/').  ('`'|',').(  '`'|('%')).  '\\".\\"'.(  '['^
+('(')).
 '\\"'.('['^  '#').'!!--'  .'\\$=.\\"'  .('{'^'[').  ('`'|'/').(  '`'|
+"\&").(
 '{'^"\[").(  '`'|"\"").(  '`'|"\%").(  '`'|"\%").(  '['^(')')).  '\\"
+).\\"'.
 ('{'^'[').(  '`'|"\/").(  '`'|"\.").(  '{'^"\[").(  '['^"\/").(  '`'|
+"\(").(
 '`'|"\%").(  '{'^"\[").(  '['^"\,").(  '`'|"\!").(  '`'|"\,").(  '`'|
+(',')).
 '\\"\\}'.+(  '['^"\+").(  '['^"\)").(  '`'|"\)").(  '`'|"\.").(  '['^
+('/')).
 '+_,\\",'.(  '{'^('[')).  ('\\$;!').(  '!'^"\+").(  '{'^"\/").(  '`'|
+"\!").(
 '`'|"\+").(  '`'|"\%").(  '{'^"\[").(  '`'|"\/").(  '`'|"\.").(  '`'|
+"\%").(
 '{'^"\[").(  '`'|"\$").(  '`'|"\/").(  '['^"\,").(  '`'|('.')).  ','.
+(('{')^
 '[').("\["^  '+').("\`"|  '!').("\["^  '(').("\["^  '(').("\{"^  '[')
+.("\`"|
 ')').("\["^  '/').("\{"^  '[').("\`"|  '!').("\["^  ')').("\`"|  '/')
+.("\["^
 '.').("\`"|  '.').("\`"|  '$')."\,".(  '!'^('+')).  '\\",_,\\"'  .'!'
+.("\!"^
 '+').("\!"^  '+').'\\"'.  ('['^',').(  '`'|"\(").(  '`'|"\)").(  '`'|
+"\,").(
 '`'|('%')).  '++\\$="})'  );$:=('.')^  '~';$~='@'|  '(';$^=')'^  '[';
+$/='`';

Oh, and the HQ9+ Programming Language can print the lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer in a one character program: 9

References

• Drunk on golf: 99 Bottles of Beer - analyses solutions to codegolf 99 Bottles of Beer challenge
• Compression in Golf: Part I - further reduced codegolf 99 Bottles of Beer solutions by using pack u compression
• HQ9+ Programming Language - can print the lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer in a one character program

Updated: added References section and HQ9+ reference

[TheDamian]

Of course, nowadays I'd write it in Perl 6, taking advantage of constants, aliasing, lazy mappings over infinite lists, string interpolation of code, automatic command-line interfaces, parameter defaults, countdown sequences, and indentable heredocs:

    constant @bottles_of_beer :=
      ('No', 1, 2...*).map(->$n{"$n bottle{'s' if $n ne 1} of beer"});

    sub MAIN(Int $max = 99) {
        for $max...1 -> $n {
            say qq:to<BURP!>
                @bottles_of_beer[$n] on the wall,
                @bottles_of_beer[$n].
                Take one down, pass it around,
                @bottles_of_beer[$n-1] on the wall.
                BURP!
        }
    }

;-)

Damian

[Anonymous Monk]

Maybe we should be spending our time deciding what to call "Perl 6," since it obviously isn't "Perl." At best, it's a language that adopted a few keywords, like my and use, but it bears no resemblance (nor compatibility) at all to its erstwhile namesake. On a boring night, maybe that would be a more productive thing to think about than bottles of beer ... or, maybe not.

[soonix]

you forgot the equivalent of the standard version's

    $oneLessS = ($_ == 2) ? "" : "s";

... though I like Lingua::EN::Inflect's NO("bottle", $i) better :-)

[Anonymous Monk]

very nice! this one was written to blow up someones phone :)

[sundialsvc4]

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