vote on April first is:
Probably not original, but Piet Koornhof (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Koornhof) famously said that every time he made a joke, people thought it was a policy statement. And every time he made a policy statement, people thought he was joking.
"Annoying amateurs' day".
And I laugh foolishly...
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...
You must not be a cook.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (465 votes),