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Careful, you fanatic heretic! You're treading very close to a HOLY WAR ... we at CuddleYourElsesOrElse.com feel that else's have been deprived of their right to feeling safe, warm, and fuzzy long enough! Your patriachal, unfeeling, psychobabble has caused irreperable damage to generations of hapless elses (and their bastard siblings, elsif) and you should be jailed for else-abuse!

You'd best be careful, or I'm going to call the EPS (Else Protection Services) on you, you whitespacer!

<Removes tongue from cheek>

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/me wants to be the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Vote paco for President!