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I'm a bit unsure about your specs but please see Web::Scraper. Just found it on cpan. Perhaps this is a point to start?
«The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe»
Bought a souvenir
Emailed all my friends about it
Got blowed up
Hit him right dead in the jaw
Made it awkward
Took a selfie
Want to go home
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