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A Perl Haiku
'leet-speak is passe`,
and script-kiddish, as some say.
LART is on the way...
A monk asked his teacher,"What did old Masters attain when they entered the ultimate stage?"
"They were like burglars sneaking into a vacant house," the teacher replied.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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