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Happy Monkday

by chacham (Parson)
on Oct 27, 2015 at 14:38 UTC ( #1146120=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Today when i logged in,
My clicking yet to begin,
Today is a fun day,
It said, "Happy Monkday!!1!"
I was welcomed with a grin.

To say it with such elation,
That's the points of exclamation,
Enclosing a number 1,
A shift, meant for fun,
The key to successful formation.

"You've been here 4 stimulating years."
The numeric pun, leaves me in tears,
(It'd be better to double,
But that's too much trouble),
The Monastery, where monks are your peers.

It warns me, "Don't panic!"
(Do they think that i'm manic?)
The greeting was cursory
It's just an anniversary
And the greeting is pleasantly organic.

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Re: Happy Monkday
by chacham (Parson) on Oct 27, 2016 at 16:20 UTC

    Wow, this is still up and i just got my new monkday message.

    You have 3 votes left today.
    You gained 1 experience point.
    You have 992 points until level 17 - Prior.

    Happy Monkday!!1!
    You've been here 5 excruciating years.
    How quickly they grow up...

    Well, it went from "4 stimulating years" to "5 excruciating years," the 1 is still there amongst the exclamation points, and there's been a grand total of 4 poems.

    You know, i'm not excited at all. :)

Re: Happy Monkday
by shmem (Chancellor) on Feb 28, 2016 at 22:10 UTC

    Nice!

    This chacham from Oak Park in Michigix
    1 poem he wrote 4 Limericks
    that's too << one
    again the same pun
    but it 2 bears a message that stickerix.

    perl -le'print map{pack c,($-++?1:13)+ord}split//,ESEL'

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