Re: Let's Make PerlMonks Great Again!

[perldigious]

Ask not how you can make PerlMonks great for you, but how you can make yourself great for PerlMonks!

<sarcasm>

Maybe you should build a firewall to keep out all those damn foreigners! Wait, if you're German, and you're the new Perl President, then you would be trying to block everyone who is outside the EU because they would be the foreigners... Boo! #neverLanX

LanX is literally the next Jeffrey Eisenach! And I have it on good authority that he was involved in a huge phishing scandal in Russia! The Kremlin has video evidence they are bribing him with to become their Puppet President of Perl! #notfakenews

</sarcasm>

UPDATE: Added the <sarcasm> tags, I know sarcasm doesn't always translate in to text well and I was getting the impression people thought I was trying to be insulting. As a general rule, I go out of my way to try and never insult anyone over the internet, though I have inadvertently put my foot in my mouth (in my keyboard?) in attempts at humor. I figure any insult worth giving is worth giving in person... it's just common courtesy. :-)

[karlgoethebier]

"...the new Perl President"

I was always sure that he just wants to become pope instead of the pope.

[LanX]

> Added the <sarcasm> tags

Explaining sarcasm?

You are fired!

[perldigious]

Nooooooo! I can do better and win bigly sir! I can make ALL the profits! I can get ALL the ratings! I can drain ALL the swamps! I guarantee it will be yuge!