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Perl, I'm coming home...

by ait (Friar)
on May 25, 2017 at 16:38 UTC ( #1191233=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Perl,

I love you and I miss you. Have been making some dough with Java for the past few years but I am returning to you with my new endeavour.

My time with Java has been a means to an end and I can now say, with a great degree of certainty, that there is no other language I would rather code with for the rest of my life.

With the same degree of certainty I can also say what a piece of crap Java is.

Can't wait to type your wonderful syntax again, and can't wait to learn 6.

Cya soon! ait

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Re: Perl, I'm coming home...
by Discipulus (Monsignor) on May 25, 2017 at 20:36 UTC
    $title = join' ',$^X,$self->verb($self->pronoun,'be'),qr/co[md]ing/,'~ +'; while($sheep->return($fold)){ print "$sheep is returned from the kingdom of nouns.\n"; if ($sheep{pockets}=~s/$exotic_beans//r){ warn "$sheep needs some penance!\n"; $sheep->clean('cloister') for 1..42; } else{ eval{print "The compiler is near you again $sheep";} $sheep{pockets}=$@ if $@; } $all_monks->chorus("Welcome back $sheep!\n"); }

    PS for the corious..

    L*

    There are no rules, there are no thumbs..
    Reinvent the wheel, then learn The Wheel; may be one day you reinvent one of THE WHEELS.
Re: Perl, I'm coming home...
by chacham (Prior) on May 25, 2017 at 20:55 UTC

    making some dough with Java

    But perl is still your bread and butter...

      Yep. Always has and always will be.

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