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A Night at the Bar

by shockme (Chaplain)
on Nov 27, 2001 at 02:20 UTC ( #127641=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

Just something for fun, passing time on a lazy day.
chdir "/usr/local/bar" or die "You must go home: $!\n"; while ($time_to_go > time()) { seek $friends, $laughter, $relaxation; if ((rand($order)) == $shots) { $alcohol =~ s/beer/whiskey/; } grep $alcohol, @bartender; $again = pop @_top; chomp $peanuts; if (my (@wife) = caller) { $excuse = tell I_AM_NOT_HERE; } } close BAR; return $home;
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

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Re: A Night at the Bar
by dws (Chancellor) on Nov 27, 2001 at 04:08 UTC
       grep $alcohol, @bartender;
    And what if the bouncer tosses you out the door for grepping in a void context in mixed company?

      push @bouncer, $money;

      If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

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