in reply to
A Night at the Bar
grep $alcohol, @bartender;
And what if the bouncer tosses you out the door for grepping in a void context in mixed company?
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
Results (26 votes),