Are we officially off topic yet?
Yes.
Thought you could get away with gossiping about one of my
favorite bands, eh? Just for that, here is an unofficial
transcription of that educational film from the 50's
that probably invented the name 'Mr. Bungle':
Just before lunch one day, a puppet show was put
on at school. It was called 'Mr. Bungle Goes To
Lunch.' It was fun to watch. In the puppet show,
Mr. Bungle came to the boys room on his way to
lunch. He looked at his hands, his hands were
dirty, and his hair was messy. But Mr. Bungle
didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair,
he went right to lunch (children's laughter).
Then, instead of getting into line at the lunchroom,
Mr. Bungle pushed everyone aside and went right
to the front(more children's laughter). Even
though this made the children laugh, no one thought
that was a fair thing to do. Then in the luchroom,
Mr. Bungle was so clumsey and impolite, that he
knocked over everything, and no one wanted to sit
next to him (children's laughter). And when
he finally knocked over his own tray off the table,
that was the end of the puppet show.
The children knew that even though Mr. Bungle was
funny to watch, he wouldn't be much fun to eat
with. Phil knew that a Mr. Bungle wouldn't have
many friends. He wouldn't want to be like Mr. Bungle.
jeffa
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