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Perl for admin tasks
"The doktor is in."
$_42 = Universe->new();
perl -pe "s/\b;([st])/'\1/mg"
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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