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I dare you to run this.
Ha ha, it doesn't work on OS X :-D
(I saw the reason elsewhere recently,
pudge's journal on use.perl I believe)
perl -pe "s/\b;([st])/'\1/mg"
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (573 votes),