If that had been spelled like I think you meant, that
wouldn't have been cool.
J. J. Horner
Linux, Perl, Apache, Stronghold, Unix
However, giving you the benefit of the doubt, it could also be interpreted as "Perl monks."
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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