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by silent11 (Vicar)
on May 17, 2002 at 10:01 UTC ( #167256=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

#!/usr/bin/perl use Merger::Success qw(Fiorina Capellas); require employment; print "Who's your daddy?"; my $employer = <STDIN>; if ( $employer =~ /compaq/i ) { my $life = "ok"; sleep(8/24); } else { my ($life, $family_time) = 0; my $work_load++ and my $SLA = 24*7; sleep(0); our $layoffs > 10000; open(WINDOW,"and.jump") unless my $job = new employment; }
-Silent11

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[marioroy]: choroba++, Discipulus++. It depends on the type of module. Data-type "only" modules are likely multi-process safe, re: Hash::Ordered, Tie::IxHash.
[marioroy]: ... when shared via MCE::Share-> share(...)
[marioroy]: Net type modules are likely not multi-process safe unless stated in the documentation.
[marioroy]: The Prima author fixed his module to be both thread and multi-process safe. Thanks Dmitry.

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