Perl is a geeky girl...
in reply to Who is Perl? (Anthropomorphizing Everything)
From the outside she may not be that much to look at.
But if you can get past the messy hair and glasses, she's a real winner
Smart, versitle, and willing to do just about anything that you want,
as long as you know how to ask (use Do::Anything)
You may not want to take her to a formal Ball. But who likes that stuff anyway?!
Perl is loyal, and can be as domineering (use strict, perl -w, etc.) or as easy-going
as you are.
She does not have expensive tastes (Perl can be obtained free),but she will
be very greatful for gifts of BIG hardware.