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Obligatory option complaints

by tbone1 (Monsignor)
on Oct 21, 2002 at 12:27 UTC ( #206826=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to I mainly write Perl at...

What, no "all of the above"? And no "I can quit any time I want to quit!!!"?

I've often wondered why cigarette smokers make a big deal out of nicotine. I quit YEARS ago, before I got out of college, but giving up Perl is like giving up oxygen.

Ain't enough 'O's in 'stoopid' to describe that guy.
- Dave "the King" Wilson

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Re: Obligatory option complaints
by tretin (Friar) on Oct 21, 2002 at 12:51 UTC
    I am only able to write perl at right angles...

    once I tried to do so at about a 135 angle and it resulted in serious harm to 12 people standing within a half mile radius...

    let us never speak of that day again...

    work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.
      Not wishing to dredge up painful memories, but I too had a bad experience with obtuse Perl until I discovered the most efficacious Protractor::90° module.
Re: Obligatory option complaints
by Anonymous Monk on Nov 01, 2002 at 02:44 UTC

    Pssst, buddy, wanna buy some Python?

      maybe, if you can throw in a converter


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