ANYTHING THAT CAN
GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG.
Anything good in life is either
illegal, immoral or fattening.
It is morally wrong to allow
suckers to keep their money.
The light at the end of the
tunnel is the headlamp of an incoming train.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Never sleep with anyone crazier
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly
goes to the bone.
Never play leapfrog with a
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
If everything seems to be going
well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people
might not know the difference.
A shortcut is the longest
distance between two points.
Friends come and go but enemies
Everyone had a scheme for getting
rich that will not work.
The other line always moves
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes
The race is not always to the
swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to
Anything you try to fix will take
longer and cost more than you thought.
The repairman will never have
seen a model like yours before.
In order to get a loan, you must
first prove you don't need it.
No matter how long or hard you
shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on
sale somewhere cheaper.
The chance of a piece of bread
falling with the buttered side down is directly
proportional to the cost of the carpet.
MURPHY WAS AN
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