Has JAPH always been in Perl Poetry?
It's a thing of pure, uncorrupted beauty! Like the finest of modern art the simplicity defines something beyond our understanding.
Long live the Blue Duck.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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