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On Answering Questions
This is closely related to the XY Problem.
See, for example,
this post by tad mclellan — which also happens to touch on the "why global vars?" issue.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (584 votes),