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I get my hair cut...

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vote on I get my hair cut...

at a salon
[bar] 154/23%
in a barbershop
[bar] 156/23%
when I shave my head
[bar] 116/17%
via flowbee
[bar] 24/4%
by my sister
[bar] 75/11%
never
[bar] 90/13%
when the jokes zip over my head
[bar] 65/10%
680 total votes
Comment on I get my hair cut...
Re: I get my hair cut...
by Anonymous Monk on Mar 17, 2003 at 17:58 UTC
    by my sister

    Actually it's my brother.

    Can I vote twice to compensate for the lack of a right answer?

      Never bothered for a long time, then I popped to any place that I was near by if and when I could be bothered for a trim. I had long hair Now my wife is in charge and takes me to the hairdressers I have little say in the matter
Re: I get my hair cut...
by shadox (Priest) on Mar 17, 2003 at 18:05 UTC
    I get my hair cut today in a barbershop .
    My hair was so long that it didn't let me sleep.
    ___________________________________________
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      Isn't "fur" a better term then? :^)

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Re: I get my hair cut...
by hiseldl (Priest) on Mar 17, 2003 at 19:16 UTC

    It used to be 'shave my head' and then 'at a barbershop,' now I go to a salon to get a 'styled cut' :-P

    Hmmm... I remember when I coded very minimalistically in assembler (sorta like minimal hair or 'shave my head') and then moved into a more pragmatic phase with C (high-speed, low-drag like a short cut at a barbershop), and now I program minimalistically and high-speed, low-drag with style in Perl! ;o)

    A silly post for a silly poll.

    --
    hiseldl
    What time is it? It's Camel Time!

      Some of us manage to almost totally dispense with haircuts by going bald. Much easier and less risky than shaving your head. There's little chance of blood letting when your hair falls out naturally.

      Have fun, Ron

Re: I get my hair cut...
by domm (Chaplain) on Mar 17, 2003 at 19:21 UTC
    ... never

    My dreadlocks nearly reach my hip - it would be a shame to cut them...

    -- #!/usr/bin/perl for(ref bless{},just'another'perl'hacker){s-:+-$"-g&&print$_.$/}
Re: I get my hair cut...
by YuckFoo (Abbot) on Mar 17, 2003 at 20:22 UTC
    Flo-bee - the greatest invention since the toaster oven.

    YuckBee

      Yeah it is. I just wish i had one. ----- Mickey rocks the tables
Re: I get my hair cut...
by blaze (Friar) on Mar 17, 2003 at 21:03 UTC
    my girlfriend talked me in to shaving my head once, i use to have hair that was pretty long, which now people say i was crazy for cutting, but theres nothing better than waking up in the morning and having your hair already fixed and ready to go, i dont think ill ever let it grow back...definitely 'when i shave my head'
    -Robert
Re: I get my hair cut...
by Jazz (Curate) on Mar 18, 2003 at 05:18 UTC
    Never is a mighty long time, but my hair's at my waist now so I might cut it when it starts getting sat on :)
Re: I get my hair cut...
by gmpassos (Priest) on Mar 18, 2003 at 06:38 UTC
    Funny. My friend ask to me what is this crazy site, with this strange pool. Yes it's not a monk, and don't know what is Perl (yet).

    Well, I voted in the barbershop.

    And he votes in "when I shave my head".

    I asked to him, What?! go to a barbershop!

    He tells: I don't need, when I shave my head I lost it.

    ... Yes, he's being bald!

    But let's not laugh with the problems of others. No one know if in some years, 10, 20, 30, 40, I don't need to go to the barbershop too. Is a problem for every man...

    Graciliano M. P.
    "The creativity is the expression of the liberty".

Re: I get my hair cut...
by skazat (Hermit) on Mar 18, 2003 at 06:53 UTC
the last time I got a hair cut
by PaterMouthios (Novice) on Mar 18, 2003 at 07:16 UTC
    I also got a new job.

    And at least three times before that, new haircut then new job. I think it was a general sense of restlessness that induced both. But I feel like a song lyric when i look at the pattern.

    Otherwise I'm currently looking for a convenient reliable hairdresser that won't cut me a fringe which automatically transforms itself into cow horns. or is that cowlicks I hate the double curl pointing inwards across my forehead.

    PaterMouthios, Bandit monk Perl newbie on the loose
Re: I get my hair cut...
by zengargoyle (Deacon) on Mar 18, 2003 at 08:06 UTC

    i get my hair cut when there's more than a fist-full left over after pulling it back into a ponytail. thumbs go above the ears and around to the back, everything below is shaved (no gaurd on the clippers), what's left sticking out of my fist is uncerimoniously hacked off.

    but i would recommend to anyone who can get away with it and who hasn't tried before to shave it all off at least once, for a few months. it's wickedly fun.

Re: I get my hair cut...
by castaway (Parson) on Mar 18, 2003 at 12:07 UTC
    At a Salon I guess.. (If at all, I like it short, but am too lazy to go.. )

    Shaving it off might be interesting for a change, probably look wierd on me though..

    C.
    *wonders why theres no 'with Cowboy Neals clippers' or some such*

Re: I get my hair cut...
by PodMaster (Abbot) on Mar 18, 2003 at 12:14 UTC
    Whenever I *snip* feel like it!!!!!

    When I was younger i'd cut it neat'n'short, and i'd let it grow till I had a small mop (usually didn't reach shoulder length), and then cut it like a 'bristle brush' again.

    Then for a while I had a wide mohawk that didn't stick up (just kept shaving the sides), and then for a while I kept shaving it all off (i looked taller somehow, weird).

    Now i'm satisfied with my long ponytail (I hate saying ponytail, cause I usually only tie it up only when i'm eating, or doing lab-type work, and when it is tied up, it's usually not an actual ponytail).


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Re: I get my hair cut...
by Tomte (Priest) on Mar 18, 2003 at 12:28 UTC

    usually I cut it short (5-7mm) myself using a phi*i** hair clipper, up to 5 times a year and let it grow how it likes to the rest of the time; but ATM I show off with a real haircut done by my beloved girl-friend. nearly the first time I like a haircut right from the start, a good sign that it looks kind of weird ;-)

    regards,
    tomte


Re: I get my hair cut...
by NaSe77 (Monk) on Mar 18, 2003 at 13:57 UTC
    never
    at least according to my girlfirend and my mother ....

    ----
    NaSe
    :x

Re: I get my hair cut...
by jwest (Friar) on Mar 18, 2003 at 20:27 UTC
    ...never.

    I've been a longhair since just after I started college. Actually, I think the triggering event wasn't that I was in college so much as I had an internship at a particularly unrelaxed company while I was there.

    So, since then, I've had a ponytail. And we all know what's under a pony-tail.

    --jwest


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Re: I get my hair cut...
by janx (Monk) on Mar 18, 2003 at 20:55 UTC
    mhmh...where'sby your sister?

    janx

Re: I get my hair cut...
by snafu (Chaplain) on Mar 18, 2003 at 21:54 UTC
    There is nothing better than no hair at all. I started shaving my head almost a year ago and I doubt I will ever let my hair grow back.

    pros
    1. No more paying someone to cut it
    2. No more worrying if the person you DIDN'T pay did a good job or not.
    3. I cut my hair when I want.
    4. I make this look gooood!
    5. Nothing better than waking up in the morning, taking a shower, brushing my teeth, dressing, and bailing!
    6. No such thing as a bad hair (day|week|month|year|decade|century) -- assuming you live that long --.
    7. Can't be pulled by those malignant folks.
    8. Bangs don't get in your eyes.
    9. It's in!!

    I could go on with the pros...there are just too many to state right now.

    cons
    1. Letting it grow back is a pain but with a little attention not too bad.

    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    - Jim
    Insert clever comment here...

      procuts. the best $11 shearing you can get... outside of supercuts, sportclips or one of many other franchise hair centers.

      -regards

      t r e t i n

        Including the tip?

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        - Jim
        Insert clever comment here...

Re: I get my hair cut...
by petdance (Parson) on Mar 19, 2003 at 14:59 UTC
    CowboyNeal is my barber!

    Actually, it's Joe, the barber who's had a shop on the west end of Elm for years and years and years. It's everything you want in a barbershop: Good prices, lotta guys talking about guy things, golf magazines (he just started getting Maxim, too), and a good haircut, including a razor up the back of your neck if that's what you want, too.

    xoxo,
    Andy

Re: I get my hair cut...
by hsmyers (Canon) on Mar 19, 2003 at 16:03 UTC
    Does getting the ends trimmed 4 times a year actually count as getting it cut?

    --hsm

    "Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."
Doesn't anybody get it cut...
by jonadab (Parson) on Mar 19, 2003 at 22:26 UTC

    with duct tape?

    Okay, okay, so I voted barbershop too. What a bunch of boring people we are.


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Re: I get my hair cut...
by htoug (Deacon) on Mar 20, 2003 at 10:54 UTC
    ...by my wife
    when the jokes zip over my head...

    thats about twice a month.

Missing Choice
by logan (Curate) on Mar 21, 2003 at 18:08 UTC
    What about:

    ...I'm bald, you insensitive clod!

    -Logan
    "What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."

Re: I get my hair cut...
by ilcylic (Scribe) on Mar 21, 2003 at 22:29 UTC
    Actually, both "when I shave my head", and at the moment, "never". I usually cycle through "bald, grow, grow, grow, bald" but right now I'm in the midst of an experiment to see how long my hair will get when I let it grow for a year. I'm nearing 6 months, and my beard is getting fierce. I'm starting to heavily resemble a Wookiee.

    But my moustaches are long enough now that I can wax them into a mean handlebar. And that's just cool. Well, sort of. :)

    -il cylic

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Re: I get my hair cut...
by Anonymous Monk on Mar 22, 2003 at 01:56 UTC
    In a van, down by the river.
      mmmm... pizza
        mmm... pie

      I hear you can even pay with government cheese :)

      In a van, down by the river

      Ok, I'll bite, what does that mean?

      -- vek --
Re: I get my hair cut...
by vek (Prior) on Mar 23, 2003 at 04:09 UTC
    My wife actually does mine. She does a damn good job too which is always a bonus :-)

    -- vek --
Re: I get my hair cut...
by powerhouse (Friar) on Mar 24, 2003 at 01:46 UTC
    Actually, my Wife Cuts my hair...

    Not that it matters ;o)
    thx,
    Richard
Re: I get my hair cut...
by sureshr (Beadle) on Mar 24, 2003 at 20:26 UTC
    I dont have the right choice. I cut my hair myself. Just run around with the number-4 once and apply a 2 or 3 on the sides. Done!! ;)
    -sureshr
Re: I get my hair cut...
by zakzebrowski (Curate) on Mar 24, 2003 at 20:51 UTC
    when the seasons change @ a barbershop. Unfortunately the guy who cut my hair this time around didn't speak english so well, but that's ok... I need a new hair cut style from time to time... :)

    ----
    Zak
    Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate - mysql's philosphy
Re: I get my hair cut...
by Mork29 (Scribe) on Mar 27, 2003 at 14:12 UTC
    If i don't get my hair cut often enough my SGT makes me do pushups.... yea.... I'll have it long in another 5 1/2 years though.... Just couting down the days.....
Re: I get my hair cut...
by amelinda (Friar) on Mar 28, 2003 at 18:16 UTC
    HEY! Where's my CowboyNeal option?!?
Re: I get my hair cut...
by jdporter (Canon) on Mar 28, 2003 at 18:56 UTC
    ...when you can pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.
Re: I get my hair cut...
by Vote Fairy (Sexton) on Mar 28, 2003 at 19:52 UTC
    Never. I just wave my wand and *poof* I have a perfect flat top again.
Re: I get my hair cut...
by malaga (Pilgrim) on Mar 30, 2003 at 22:20 UTC
    when i can afford to go to the salon. that's why it's down to my waist. i'm always broke. plus my evil stylist wants to chop it all off so i stay away.

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